Let’s cut the fluff: Your water’s got drama. It’s carrying tales from rusty pipes, fertilizer runoff raves, and that time it partied with a dead possum in the reservoir. You wouldn’t drink your ex’s backwashed margarita. Why trust municipal tea?
I chugged from the sink for 28 years like a naive golden retriever. Then I saw my city’s water report. Spoiler: It read like a toxic Tinder bio:
“Loves chlorine cuddles ✨ Traces of lead (it’s complicated)
Post time: Jul-25-2025